My mother was a bladder cancer survivor, and thanks to the crucial work of groups like the American Cancer Society, my family was able to enjoy years of her presence that we would have otherwise lost. I am doing my small part to raise funds for the ACS in honor of her life and hope you will consider making a small contribution to this effort.

If dragging my fat ass across the pool a few hundred times can help to raise funding for this crucial work, my only regret is that I have but one ass to drag.