I hate running, and yet have been doing it for about 15 years now, so I really ought to start making some sweet, sweet foldin'-money for all this unwanted effort. And who better to do it for than Parkinson's UK?

NB: 200 quid is the minimum I need to raise to make sure Parkinson's UK don't send the bailiffs round. It'd be nice to beat that :)

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