Hi all,

Firstly Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas etc etc. 

Glad that you can join us for our party on December 10th. We thought it would be a good idea to raise money for the less fortunate, so here is our donation page to a Hackney food bank. 

Donating will give you a chance of winning some prizes on the night in a raffle (or tombola, dont know the difference tbh). Prizes will include champagne, a lettuce from the same shop as the Liz Truss beating lettuce, award winning mince pies and much much more (dont hold me to that)

The amount of donation will determine how many raffle tickets you get. £10 and less = 1ticket, £10-£25 = 2 tickets, £25+ = three tickets.

I mean its for charity so dont worry about the raffle too much. If you dont donate you're probably scum, sub human scum.

Rob & Sara