"A dry Martini. No, I mean a dry Martini. Maybe just a lime soda then."

The evil Dr. Ink has unleashed a deadly substance only known as 'alcohol' on Warwick University, leaving only one man strong, brave, and devilishly handsome enough to resist being intoxicated. Featuring glamorous Bond girls; Miss Bethan Jackson-Jones and Miss Evie McDermott, recruited from Special Branch 'Triple Threat', Alex '007' Hesketh has a month to save his liver, his wallet, and the people of Warwick University.  

Time is short for our secret agent, and he needs your help. To fight the sweet temptation of 'alcohol', Hesketh will require a constant supply of the immunity drug; 'Donation X'. The more you send, the higher his chances of survival.

Will he survive the darkest depths of 'The Copper Rooms' armed with nothing but blackcurrant squash? 

Will he successfully ward off the advances of Dr. Ink's dastardly assistants; 'The Eliminator' and 'Professor Purple'? 

Will he run out of Bond-based booze puns?

Coming January 2015.