Not the first time I've done this, but this time it's an enforced absence from Holland's Barbers that will be remedied in one fell swoop when the lockdown is over and the ale is flowing at the Old Windmill....

Dean Holland will be removing my locks at the pub, date to be confirmed. Hopefully, though, this'll happen before my hair is as long as it was last time. If I get my act together (hahahaha...) there'll be music, tapas, sunshine and good times on the night.

Obviously, Myton have lost a lot of income over the Corona virus, but they've also lost one of their trucks and other items to thieving swine. Going back to having a pea-head for a while is the least I can do. 

Please give generously!! If you don't I'll be at you with the banjo, playing the theme from The Archers and other fab hits very badly indeed. You don't want that, now, do you?