Hey everybody.
So I was at work and my mate Ellie Lester asked me if I fancied jumping out of a plane for the NSPCC in September. I didn't want to upset her, so I played along, I checked my diary and had no plans on the day, so said yes for a laugh. Next thing I know, I get this kit through the post with a contract saying I was now legally obliged to do the actual jump.
It's all got very real and scary and the NSPCC have taken my puppy Pedro hostage and said they will not return him safely until I do the jump.
OH! And they want me to raise £400 as well... The Bloody cheek of it!
So, to save Pedro, to win back some semblance of control and to keep my infamous public profile smear free I only have to go and bloody do it, don't I?
So on Saturday 28th September I will be strapped to a handsome beardy bloke (or woman, I am an equal opportunities beard lover) and will be literally chucking myself out of a plane to raise money for this wonderful charity.
The other thing is, I have to lose weight to do this, so to add insult to potential injury I am now dieting and training to lose at least 8lbs before the jump! So please help me raise as much cash as possible - and if you don't usually donate to charity, think of it instead as donating toward a fund to see a fat idiot (me) get thrown out of a plane...
With that in mind, I expect to raise millions!
Any help is amazingly appreciated and you will be a hero in my eyes forever.
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