Hey there, folks! 

Brace yourselves for an epic feat—I'm running a 10k for the Samaritans mental health charity. 

Now, I must confess, my running style is straight out of the Phoebe Buffay playbook. Think flailing arms, wacky moves, and zero grace. 

If a zombie apocalypse hit, I'd probably offer myself as a human sacrifice instead of attempting to outrun the undead. But here I am, defying all odds and raising funds for a great cause.

Join me on this hilarious journey and let's show the world that even the clumsiest runners can make a difference. 

Donate now and prepare to be entertained!