ALTHOUGH YOU MAY SEE 'JONNY SPEARS', THIS PAGE IS A JOINT COLLECTION PAGE FOR ALL US RECEPTIONISTS

A Very Warm Reception for:-

Richard, the father of Art, Was psyched up and ready to start, But a flame caught his pants, And he started to dance, Off he shot ... to the Cairn through the dark!

But Connie's Dad, Thornton, can talk, "It's tougher the slower you walk!", When a spark lit his pocket, He flew like a rocket, And was last seen a mile south of York!

Still ... Alistair, Harry's brave Dad, Did something exceedingly bad, He slipped - did the splits, Touched the coals with his BITS, "That's the closest shave I've ever had!"

Now Oscar's Dad, Ben is quite hard, And in hockey and rugby he's starred, But by wearing a kilt, Yes it started to wilt, And it ended up smokin' and charred!

And Max's Dad, Jonny can't run, So the flames started lickin' his bum, "They're scorching my BOT and I'm feeling quite HOT ... 'Fact this bum-licking stuff is quite fun!"

COME ON FOLKS - GET BEHIND US WITH YOUR DONATIONS (and the odd fire extinguisher!)