Have you ever noticed how, when Carlisle United and Stevenage Town play each other at football, their names on Sky Sports get abbreviated to CARL v STEVE?

It's always tickled my best friend Steve and me greatly.

This week, Steve moves to Canada. So as a surprise leaving gift on 1 February I'm pulling together a football match of... 

5 Carls v 5 Steves! 

This will be a fundraiser for Rethink Mental Illness to honour the man who has done more for my mental wellbeing than he'll ever know.