Dear friends, 

So I want to help the amazing community on the Isle of Iona get a new village hall. It's a wonderful cause.  But I don't expect you to donate without being able to ladle on a bit of abject humiliation. So here we go.

The World Cup is almost upon us. Being Scottish, I have no interest in this whatsoever. But we have seen some truly  special hairdos in international football over the years.

So here's the deal. If you donate to this amazing community, you get to vote for an iconic soccerball haircut. I will then get the winning haircut. It will be my haircut for the entire duration of England's journey in the World Cup. That could be anything from two weeks, to two and a half weeks...

Here are the options. May God have mercy on my soul.

• The Charlton Combover
• The Keegan Perm
• The Gazza Bleach Job
• The Becks Mohican
• Whatever The F*** Ronaldo Was Going For In 2002

DISCLAIMER: I'm not doing this cheap. We need to raise £500 before  razor touches scalp. So tell your friends.

Once you've donated - don't forget to add your vote here.

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/SV8H95C

Be gentle.

Much love,

Steve