I am hungry and haven't been paid for ages. Please donate so I can eat. I need 20,000 calories a day just to maintain my weight so every penny counts.

All donations will actually go to charity. This is a spoof, but dig deep anyway!

Charity single now available to purchase on iTunes here 

New website http://feedchrismoyles.com 

Page created by http://twitter.com/SohoStreets independently of the charity's involvement 

You can also join our new Facebook group here: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=155267437827706

Sorry we have had to remove the comments but we had a couple of quite unpleasant remarks which had the potential to reflect badly on the charity.