cobblers (noun)  [kobblerz] an offensive term for something regarded as nonsense 

cobblers (plural noun)  [kobblerz] an offensive term for a man's testicles

cobblers (collective noun)  [kobblerz] an inoffensive term for an ageing but virile group of men - Donny Hay, Dan Gardner, Mike Balfour and Mike Spence - who talk a load of old cobblers (see above), used to have unemployment as a common bond and still enjoy traversing Scotland's munroes and corbetts together

cobble (verb) [kobb'l]  to cycle 132.5km non-stop across on and off-road terrains near Loch Tay in the Southern Highlands www.artemishighland100.com on Saturday 12 September 2009

cobble together (verb) [kobb'l] to gather donations from family and friends to help two great charities CHAS www.chas.org.uk and Cancer Research UK www.cancerresearchuk.org

sawbummz (plural noun) [sore bums] what we'll have on Sunday 13 September 2009 so please give generously. MANY THANKS!!!