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Letting rip for BBC Children in Need because actions speak louder than words.

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Sponsored Fart Day for Comic Relief

This years bumper crop of Jerusalem artichokes gave rise to this splendid and hopefully unique fundraising idea in collaboration with the Pasty Muncher

Climate change is a serious issue but don't beleive the guff that claims its blowingoff that adds more greenhouse gas than say burning fossil fuels.

On Friday 14th November 2008 the traditional office bacon butty Friday was replaced with brimming bowls of farty hearty artichoke soup for anyone wanting to take fart.

Within a few hours of consumption the arse trumpeting commenced.  Originally the plan was to involve the workplace and have all staff take part, however the prospect of copious flatulence in the open plan office has been met with some resistance.

Unfortunately the interest in joining the Fartathon has been disappointing so it could well be a case of me "blowing alone" in which case the event will commence at 7pm and will  run during the evening BBC television broadcast.

Plans for a live Trump-Cast are being made and the publicity team are desperately trying to generate a loud noise.

Wind of Change (courtesy of Yahoo Answers)

You can support the pasty muncher and anyone else who cares to let rip either by making a "let off" donation - PPP - pay per parrp or if you are more cautious a single "blow out" will be gratefully receive.

Fart Gas and Climate Change

More and more nonsense is talked by climate change sceptics who love to point out the contribution of farts to greenhouse gases.

A recent statement revealed that  a human would need to break wind coninuously for almost four years to produce the amount of power contained in a modest atomic bomb.

Climate change is a serious issue but don't beleive the guff that claims its blowing off that adds more greenhouse gas than say burning fossil fuels.

As we hope to say often - its is better to guff than to take.

You can learn more about the windy effects of artichokes here - fart fodder for farting enthusiasts - the artichoke is a sure fire fart starter.

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Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It’s also the most efficient way to sponsor me: BBC Children in Need gets your money faster and, if you’re a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.

So please sponsor me now - the more you cough up the more I'll squeeze 'em out.

Toot Toot!

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