PLEASE HELP BORIS & RISHI

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have been fined for breaking lockdown laws when they attended parties at Downing Street. They have repeatedly denied these allegations and I can't think of a single reason why we shouldn't believe them. This is clearly a gross miscarriage of justice, so let’s all chip in and help out these poor, innocent, powerless men:

Some questions for the Metropolitan Police:

- How were Boris & Rishi meant to know what the lockdown laws were, when they'd only written them days beforehand?

- How were Boris & Rishi meant to know there were parties going on in their homes, when their homes are f**king massive and they were probably already drunk by then?

- How were Boris & Rishi meant to know the difference between a party cake and work-meeting cake?

*PLEASE NOTE ALL DONATIONS WILL ACTUALLY BE GOING TO THE UKRAINE CHARITY NOT TWO GUILTY MILLIONAIRES.

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