So,

This one's a screamer. 

I've signed up with Ultra White Collar Boxing to participate in a boxing match on the 2nd of September. I've never boxed in ma life, I've never been boxed and I had to google what a 'left/right cross' was. 

As you can imagine, things aren't looking good for ya boi.

BUT! I'm doing an 8 week bootcamp to get trained up and to (hopefully) give ma opponent a good batterin'. I'll be doing three, two minute rounds and it'll be a miracle if I'm still standing by the end.

I'm really hoping to raise a lot of money with this. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a bit of a pellet/goonroaster/cretin, and that I don't have a violent bone in me. 

I'll also be posting regular updates of how the general fitness and some videos of my shadow boxing and failing miserably.

So please donate to this! If I do well enough I might even do MMA next (plz no)