Three of us, with a combined weight of just under 9 tonnes (almost), will be walking the West Highland Way (from Glasgow to Fort William), starting on May 14th. On arrival in Fort William, I expect you all to be there, throwing rose petals at our feet. A Brass Band would be nice too. Perhaps a pint?

However, if you cant be bothered to do that, you could always make a donation to compensate for your dreadful behaviour. I am raising funds for Give A Dog A Bone (A Scottish Charity that provides rescue dogs as companions to Older People). You know my views on the Elderly - we should do everything we possibly can to make their later life as fulfilling as we possibly can.

So, do the right thing. I love you all - well, some of you x