Thanks for taking the time to have a gander at my page.

I have decided to run for Oxfam because they provide emergency aid to areas that need it the most and try to eradicate poverty by providing good sanitation and improving crop growth. Thumbs up hand/smiley face (delete as appropriate). 

£5 will get you a thank you facebook message... 
£10 will get you a thank you facebook message and a neck rub next time I see you... £20 will get you a thank you facebook message, a neck rub next time I see you and a poem (you pick the title)
£50 will get you a thank you facebook message, a neck rub next time I see you, a poem (you pick the title) and a whole album dedicated to our friendship.

If you donate less than £5 then I guess you can have a message about how annoyed I will be that the total figure raised wouldn't be a multiple of 5 or 10.. and I will sell your soul to Nigel Farage.

Apparently JustGiving are really good at not passing on your details and stuff, also they promise to give all your pounds straight to Oxfam so please give generously!