Imagine the scene: A barrel of a man, the handsome John Harper, cradles the delicate, silk-clad frame of a slender Mathew Longstaff within the lovenest that is The Rainton Meadows Arena. Hundreds watch with bated breath as the generic, passionate Latin music is introduced, the venue lights retreat as the homo-erotic temperature rises. What comes next can only be described as the pinnacle of intimacy; Strictly Come Dancing meets 50 Shades of Gay, a fiery paso doble between a straight man, and a straight man in a dress. The music stops, the sweat hits the flooring, and the prepurchased, size 26 Primark “sucky-in” pants rain down as the applause floods the dancefloor... ALL IN THE NAME OF CANCER RESEARCH. A cause very close to us, having several family members endured multiple bouts of cancer; We’ll be making a tit out of ourselves for our beloved, as well as millions of cancer-fighters in the UK. Please, give generously on our JustGiving page, and buy a ticket to what will likely be an awesome night!