Hello people, I've been a silly silly goose and signed up to do a stand up comedy gig for Charity in a few week's time, so please pledge to support me in helping Cancer Research, The British Heart Foundation and a couple of other's I've forgotten and make sure I can't back out despite all the fear in my heart of telling bad jokes in front of 300 people. 

ANYONE WHO DIONATES WILL GET THE VIDEO OF ME PERFORMING!!

All of your proceeds go to support some great causes and also make me look really good in front of all the other people who've signed up because aren't I just a fantastic person for doing this. You're right, I'm a saint. 

BHF is a charity close to my heart (pardon the pun) as they've helped people in need like close family members, so please help me support this great cause. 

Every penny raised goes towards life-saving research and bringing forward the day when all cancers are cured so please give generously & you too can feel all smug about doing a good thing x