It’s that time of the every two years again where the funniest people in the country get together to do something funny for money. As none of them returned my calls, I’ve decided to get some YouTubers and streamers together instead. We’ll probably play games. It’ll be a technical shambles. SOUNDS FUN RIGHT?!

Why are we doing this? Because fuck poverty, that’s why. Fuck hardship. Fuck illness, and fuck starvation. Comic Relief helps poor and disadvantaged people in the UK and the world’s poorest communities and they fucking rock.

A £2.50 donation can get a child in Uganda mosquito net, giving them safe night’s sleep without the risk of malaria. Fuck mosquitos.

£10 can give a homeless young person in the UK a mentoring session, helping them get back on their feet. Fuck homelessness.

£50 can give over 160 malaria tests to diagnose malaria in people that could die from the disease. Fuck malaria.

That’s the thing. If you’re reading this, chances are you’re lucky. Chances are this doesn’t affect you. Why not pay that luck back today? Do you really need that vindaloo-shampoo-ochino from Starbucks? Do you really need that takeaway pizza tonight? Do you really need to buy Anthem?

No, especially not the last one. Let’s take a tiny hit to our wallets today to save actual lives. Also, lets watch as a bunch of so called professionals fuck about for 10 hours. It’s for a good cause, honest.

-    Daniel