Incredibly I have been told to appear in Court 1 at The Old Bailey on Thursday 20th September having been accused of heinous crimes by various dubious parties.

You will know from my reputation and background that I am clearly innocent. I did my best and any small hiccups are clearly nothing to do with me

The chips maybe stacked against me. I desperately need your support to raise at least £1,000 to gain my freedom.

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