You must understand what you are getting yourself into.

Most chocolate cake recipes call for ~4 ounces of Baker’s Chocolate (3/4c Cocoa Powder).


This is NOT like most chocolate cakes.

Factoring in:

• Three layers of intense chocolate cake
• Rich Chocolate truffle filling between the layers
• Decadent chocolate fudge frosting covering all
  
  

....this Triple Layer Chocolate Truffle Cake requires a grand
total of 26 ounces of Chocolate.

Throughout all of Heaven, Earth and Creation I know of only one other dessert that may rival this for The Embodiment of Chocolate Itself  !!!!!   

…but…..  …that one....      ......is just too dangerous to attempt…..   

NO!!   I can't!!    Not again!!    No human can handle that much!....

Besides – I can guarantee that this creation will satisfy any chocolate cravings you – and an ample collection of others – may have.  One slice simply the width of your thumb will tackle your sweet tooth and hold it’s shoulders to the mat for a 3-count.  Stone cold hat-trick.

Gosh – where did those highly accurate and pertinent sports references come from?

Anyway – this is my submission for The Brain Tumor Charity ThunderBake!!  ......OFF!     

....Auction…    

fund-raising…  

….thing…   …!!!

For the winning bidder, the cake can be brought to the Manchester NH office for a socially-distant hand-off or it can be delivered / dropped-off within reasonable driving distance to said same office.  Timing can be adjustable within reason (cannot make cake during Passover, vacationing in Prague, receiving medical care, etc.)

Disclaimer:   Actual decoration of the cake may vary from the photo.  Actual --intensity-- of the cake WILL NOT.

Respectfully submitted,

Paul Shalek
Mentat
Master of Assassins