After informing a friend I had signed up for this (fitness levels at the time prohibited running for a bus) they questioned my mental well-being and expressed great concern for my health.

In light of this reaction, I am assured there is some kind of sweepstake going on as to what point I; cry, vomit or need medical attention. I expect participants in such a thing to share their ill-gotten gains with this formidable charity.

I am also seeking new members for my support network who are less cynical.

Word to the wise,.. I've been to at least two Pilates classes,..GRR! PUMPED!!