richard's fastnet race page
richard balarkas is raising money for Freedom From Fistula Foundation
Participants: A motley crew
Participants: A motley crew
fastnet race · 16 August 2015
Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.
First the silly stuff. The fact that I have read every Patrick O'Brian novel and sometimes walk with a curious swaying motion has been enough to convince the gullible amongst you that I know a thing or two about sailing and boats. This is an understandable mistake given that from time to time I may have "sexed up" my recounting of my boating experiences. The reality is that when my wife Mary relates stories from our holidays afloat they normally begin "Remember that time you nearly killed me / drowned the kids / terrified that poor French couple ….etc.". So I decided that its time time that I either got serious about sailing the open seas, or resign myself to watching repeats of Master and Commander. To fast foward this process of discovery I have gone for the kill or cure approach and signed up to crew on a 36 foot boat in the Fastnet race, often called the "Everest" of sailing races. I have not raced before. I have not sailed through the night before. I have never before been as sea sick as I have been on the two qualifying races I have had to do. Given the Fastnet covers 600 + miles of Celtic sea (thats about 20x my longest voyage to date), non-stop (I usually stop for lunch, tiffin, dinner etc), in a sleep deprived state of 3 hour watches, all shared with a scurvy bunch of fetid smelling crew mates whose incurable snoring is only interrupted by cries of "do you want spam or corned beef?", I reckon this ordeal is unpleasant enough to justify passing round the charity tin.Charities pay a small fee for our service. Learn more about fees