I wanna raise money for those who can't relax by wasting the time of those who make a living out of making people not relax. For every tenner you donate I'll call the tabloid of your choice and waste their time for as long as possible. And then I'll send you the recording. If you donate £20 then choose a narrative for the call. All money goes to the British Tinnitus Association and all laughs and giggles go to you.