Andrew Shanahan
Fat Man Running
Fundraising for Cats Protection
Story
Hello,
Thanks for visiting my Just Giving page.
My name is Andrew Shanahan and I'm trying to raise a thousand pounds for Cats Protection. Actually, phrasing it like that makes it sound like some kitten mafia racket, which it's not, really - they're an excellent charity that help out cats.
The way I'm going to raise this money is by running the 13.1 miles of the Stafford Half Marathon and hopefully through your generous donations. I can offer you very little in return apart from perhaps the comic mental image of a quite fat man jogging slowly and going redder in the face than a human should go. Imagine a really furious beetroot and you'll be about there.
If you want further repayment then just give me a call and I'll tell you all about the training: the hilarious blisters, the unsavoury chafing and the Oh My Living Heck What Is Happening To My Nipples I Think I Should Go To A Doctor But How Can I Explain This?
Anyway, enjoy the page, linger on the image, read this blurb a few times and then donate most powerfully. Don't forget that it's not real money, it's just Switch/Credit Card money and that almost certainly doesn't count, so add another 0 onto the total.
Think how generous you'll seem to all these strangers and what that will do for your virtual self-esteem.
Enough. Donate now. That's right.
Gosh, aren't you generous.
Much love,
Shan
PS Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Cats Protection will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.
Thanks for visiting my Just Giving page.
My name is Andrew Shanahan and I'm trying to raise a thousand pounds for Cats Protection. Actually, phrasing it like that makes it sound like some kitten mafia racket, which it's not, really - they're an excellent charity that help out cats.
The way I'm going to raise this money is by running the 13.1 miles of the Stafford Half Marathon and hopefully through your generous donations. I can offer you very little in return apart from perhaps the comic mental image of a quite fat man jogging slowly and going redder in the face than a human should go. Imagine a really furious beetroot and you'll be about there.
If you want further repayment then just give me a call and I'll tell you all about the training: the hilarious blisters, the unsavoury chafing and the Oh My Living Heck What Is Happening To My Nipples I Think I Should Go To A Doctor But How Can I Explain This?
Anyway, enjoy the page, linger on the image, read this blurb a few times and then donate most powerfully. Don't forget that it's not real money, it's just Switch/Credit Card money and that almost certainly doesn't count, so add another 0 onto the total.
Think how generous you'll seem to all these strangers and what that will do for your virtual self-esteem.
Enough. Donate now. That's right.
Gosh, aren't you generous.
Much love,
Shan
PS Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Cats Protection will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.