Statement of Intent

To bring some colour to the dull month of November by cranking up the facial hair situation of the rear team. More than a carpet bombing exercise, this will be more of a blitzkrieg, spreading the moustache around the office like never before. 

The main objective of this exercise is to raise donations around the office, friends and family throughout the month, which will then be passed on to charities selected by the participating elements.

 

Parts Summary

Each element of the rear team will pick one style of moustache to sport during the month of November, as well as a charity where a share of the donations will be forwarded to.

We thank you all in advance for your support!

 

Model Baseline Assembly

Clean shaven faces on the first of November please.

 

MSR

Ben

Making justice to his resemblance to our new superstar Mexican signing, a range of suitable options in that style are available.

Charity - Stand up to Cancer

Matt

A point of national pride after Wiggins' success during the past twelve months.  Besides, Matt has been so close to achieving it in the recent past that he may as well go balls deep. 

The rules of Movember require a the addition of a proper moustache but forbid its connection with the mutton chops, so the modularity should allow for this.

 

The J-Dogg

More a matter of patriotic obligations than personal preference, 80's Benfica and Portugal star Fernando Chalana's style of moustache is definitely the way to go.

Need to check with production if there is enough facial hair capacity, but we will make do with what we have.

Charity - The Stroke Association

Daniele

Going in the opposite direction from Ben, it is only fair to honour the outgoing Lewis Hamilton, who has given us so many reasons for joy, twitter-inspired laughter and Massa-inspired frustration. Also, the bunnies would dig it.

Once again, the rules require the addition of a proper moustache so include appropriate modularity.

 

Paolo

Tom Selleck. Because Magnum.

 

Daren

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

Aubrey

Hulk Hogan. Do we reallty need a reason?