Ellie, Barney and Jim White will be running behind Simon Longman in the Oxford Half Marathon on October 13 in order to raise a few quid for the Sobell House Hospice in Oxford. Jim is ancient and past-it, Ellie is too busy to do any training, Barney plays too much football and is thus certain to be carrying a knock on the day and Simon has recently fractured his ankle: what could go wrong?