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Dear everyone, I realise that many of you don't share my great passion for all things furry and scaly, but I know that you are all kind-hearted souls who'd like to do your bit to protect God's creatures - even if you don't want one of the little blighters living in your home... So please donate the cost of a large vino or two to my cause, to ensure I haven't suffered in vain. And suffered I have. It honestly would've been cheaper to have become a crack addict than train for a marathon the amount I've splashed out on my dodgy pins thus far. Besides, I will be jogging/limping/crawling in shorts and no make-up - that in itself is worth sponsorship... Thanking you in advance for your generosity, it is very, very appreciated, and I endeavour not to let you down. x