I'm supporting The Fire Fighters Charity after being approached by them to take part in the Jail and Bail event with others from our company, Utilita.

I'm Paul Taylor from Sheffield and recently I've found myself accused of the most heinous crime!  The disappearance of 'Airwolf', a supersonic stealth helicopter.  I mean, as if, its stealth for goodness sake!! 

*Background whirring*   If I had the time and knowhow, I'm not saying I couldn't do it.  I'm sure I could, but these things, you know... are designed to be stealthy, so its basically impossible to steal.

*Over a radio "Please land the helicopter now!*  Errm... just a second, just trying to manoeuvre... I mean move out of the way of a bird... I mean car.

*Rustling sounds as if jumping from a great height, then scraping sounds as if trying to cling on*

*Some time later...*  Officer, it was clearly not me, I'm stuck on the Chesterfield Spire because I was bird watching.  Yes, cormorants are lovely this time of year!  Wait...

*Bundled in to the back of a police car, heading for a 'secure location' aka JAIL*

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