Thank you for visiting my fundraising page. Please dig deep and sponsor me online.

Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: Sense - National Deafblind and Rubella Association will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.

So please sponsor me now - it's a once in a lifetime opportunity to see me drag my big-boned body around 42km+! Just ask yourself how much you'd pay normally to see me put through that huh?!

Quotes for the occasion:

Cartman: This is killing me. The human body was not meant to move quickly like that.

Cartman: So, I am to understand that there will be no side dishes tonight?