Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

 

I have stupidly signed up to take part in the annual British Heart Foundation London to Brighton bike ride. Just to let you know, the journey is about 55 miles, or 90km for metriclists out there.

 

I have absolutely no idea how I am going to achieve this and am fully expecting to fail miserably. In fact the only thing that is likely to spur me on to the finish line is the knowledge that people have sponsored me to do it, and will take their money back if I don't.

 

Therefore I need you, no, I implore you to sponsor me so that I don't fail. To those people visiting this page that would like me to fail and are considering not sponsoring me because of this, think of it this way: The further I go, the more pain I will be in, so you are basically sponsoring me to hurt myself.

 

It makes sense. You know it does.