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Yes, you read that right! On 24th October, I’m swapping my desk for a dungeon as part of Hertford Museum’s Jailbreak from Hertford Castle fundraiser! As a Trustee of Hertford Museum, I’m passionate about keeping our local history visible (ideally on page one - lol). But this time, it’s me who needs to boost visibility - by raising £500 in bail money to secure my escape!
All funds raised will support the Museum’s free children’s programmes and community events, helping inspire the next generation of curious minds. So please, please help me optimise my release strategy!
If I don’t hit target, I might have to:
💻 run PPC ads for “cheap escape routes near Hertford”
📈 start A/B testing my plea for freedom
📱 or post hourly cell selfies until the algorithm takes pity
Every penny gets us closer to unlocking creativity, curiosity... and my cell door!
Donate now and help set this marketer free before I start trying to improve the castle’s conversion rate!
