Heeellllppp I am going to be wrongfully incarcerated for alleged crimes against fashion !?!?!?!?! I know!? it is ridiculous, categorically no evidence!!

I plead innocence!!

It is wonderful that my bail money will not actually purchase a much needed wardrobe makeover, instead it will be presented to such a worthwhile cause that is Queenscourt Hospice. Please give generously. The bail money will help get me released and no you cannot pay more for longer detainment (you are not the first to ask)

Somebody slip me a nail file :-))