Team "You wouldn't download a pram" (Matthew, Adam, Adam, Sam, Jonathan and David) are 'competing' in the Oxted Pram Race - SoakBox 2023. This involves pushing a home made 'pram', construction led by expert engineer Matthew McShane, through the streets of Oxted whilst wearing fancy dress and getting absolutely pelted with water balloons and shot by supersoakers.

En route, we need to stop at 7 venues to consume a drink, whilst likely continuing to be pelted with water balloons.

Fortunately, the theme we have gone for is 'pirates' which at least gives us license to fight back!

To increase the level of difficulty, we have made the baffling decision to choose the 6-foot-7 member of our team as the person to be pushed in the pram.

Please give generously to help us justify to ourselves why we have chosen to undertake such a ridiculous task.