Let’s establish something & make this very clear from the start: I am not a runner.

I do not run. I do not enjoy running.

I probably wouldn’t even run if I was being chased by a hungry mountain lion — I’d simply reflect on my life choices and accept my fate with dignity. 🤣

So naturally, I’ve decided to run 31 miles in January…

This idea came about after seeing CBUK’s fundraising post to complete a January Jogging challenge. In a brief, unhinged moment of over-confidence and for reasons not yet even known to myself (possibly a sudden surge of gym-fuelled delusion) — I thought to myself, driven entirely by the fact that I now go to the gym fairly regularly:

“My fitness has improved. I feel strong. I can do this. I am literally an athlete now.” 🤣

(I would like to confirm that this confidence has since left my mind and body. However, once I set myself a goal, this stubborn lady will not budge until she achieves it - and I absolutely will!)

So here I am, the least-runnerish runner to ever exist, attempting to cover 31 miles using a combination of walking, occasional light jogging (heavy emphasis on light), and a constant internal dialogue of “Why did I think this was a good idea?”

Joking (ish!) aside — there is also a genuinely important reason I’m doing this.

As lots of you know, I work for Penhaligon’s Friends; an incredible charity that supports bereaved children and young people who have experienced the death of a parent, sibling, or someone close to them.

Grief can be hard at any age, but for children it can feel confusing, isolating and overwhelming.

Penhaligon’s Friends provides a safe, compassionate space where children can talk, play, remember, and meet others who truly understand what they’re going through. That support can be life-changing — helping children feel less alone in a supported way.

Every donation helps make sure this vital support continues for children and families in Cornwall who need it most.

So no — I won’t suddenly become a runner, but I will drag myself through 31 miles for a cause that truly matters and one that holds a very special place in my heart.

If you can donate, cheer me on, share this link, or, simply just enjoy watching me dramatically overestimate myself, I’d be incredibly grateful.

There will be updates of my journey so that I am accountable to anyone who contributes — promise!

Thank you for supporting me and this amazing charity 💜