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Ho, Ho, Holy Smokes! Friends of St. Margaret's Church Rainham,
We've got a festive favour to ask that'll leave you flushed with pride! π π½
Our 800-year-old gem of a church has served our community through thick and thin. We've seen couples say "I do," baptized countless tiny tots, belted out carols, and hosted unforgettable community shindigs. But, there's one thing we're missingβa second loo! π½
Picture this: It's Christmas Eve, you're singing your heart out during our heartwarming carol service, but you also hear the dreaded call of nature. What do you do? Join the queue, of course! ππΆββοΈπΆββοΈ
This Christmas, let's change the "loo-niverse" at St. Margaret's. Our mission? To install a second toilet before Christmas. Why? So no one has to jingle-all-the-way to a queue during our festive gatherings! πΆπ
Ready to join the "throne" of good deeds? Here's how:
1. π° Donate: Click the "Donate" button, and let's get the ball rolling (or should we say, "roll-ing")!
2. π£ Share: Spread the word faster than rumors at a school gate! Share this campaign far and wide. The more, the merrier!
3. π₯³ Fundraise: Love a bit of friendly competition? Set up your fundraising page and challenge your pals to help you reach the porcelain throne of success!
Let's make a "loo-pendous" difference this Christmas. With your support, St. Margaret's Church will continue to be the heart and soul of our community, without the restroom royal flush! π€£π
Cheers to a "loo-nique" and laughter-filled Christmas! π
Yours in high spirits and low queues,
Nathan (Vicar)