Apparently, I'm swimming across Coniston water, in the Lake District on mid summer's day, the 21st June 2025. It seems I was in my cups when committing to this. It's 5 miles FFSK!

Charity Level Water use the power of swimming to improve lives for children with disabilities. The event aims to raise money so that they can enjoy the water as much as I don't.

Please support this misguided challenge by dipping your hand into your fusty pocket, wallet or hand/man bag (Delete as appropriate). And the few squids you would otherwise spunk on a lottery ticket, crap chai latte or Daily Mail might just make someone's day.