So, here I am, living proof that even someone who can't stand up can chase their dreams of being a “stand up” comedian.

Although, let's be honest, I’m no Peter Kay or Rosie Jones.

“I went to see Wet Wet Wet…. I got wet. I went to see big country, got lost” - my favourite Hale & Pace joke!

Citizens Advice Southampton needs the money more than I need legs that work. We do amazing things for the people of Southampton!

My jokes are like my leg strength - nonexistent! But, at least my delivery is speedy. Going downhill!

Let's raise a glass (that I can hopefully reach) to bad jokes and a fantastic cause!