Dormice. Dormice. Dormice. Dormice. Very cute, endangered, need our help. Also voles, beetles, hedgehogs, red squirrels (sod the grey ones), wildcats, bats, badgers. I have firm assurances none of the money raised will go to spiders.

The official blurb for PTES is … our wildlife is disappearing. In the UK almost two-thirds of species have declined in the past 50 years, and a startling 1 in 10 faces extinction. There’s nothing natural about this. It can be stopped. And everyone can play a part. That’s why People’s Trust for Endangered Species exists. We’ve been standing up for wildlife for over 40 years. With the help of scientists, conservationists, landowners, government and you, we’re working to protect our delicately balanced ecosystem by bringing our most threatened species back from the brink.