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In April 2026, we’re trading in the honeymoon cocktails for chaos — riding 90cc monkey bikes across bloody Peru for the Monkey Run. Yep, while most newlyweds are kicking back in luxury, we’ll be choking on dust, dodging cliffs, and praying our bikes (and marriage) survive the trip.

We’ll be thundering over the Andes, through freezing mountain passes, and into the Amazon jungle on machines that sound like hair dryers and break down every 10 minutes. It’s dusty, dangerous, and downright dumb... but it’s exactly our kind of fun.

We like to call it adventuring stupidity perfected. 🏍️💨

There’ll be animals that can eat us, insects that can infect us, and roads that’ll try to kill us — all while we eat mystery meat and question our life choices. But hey, what better way to start married life than by risking it all together? ❤️

We’re doing this madness to raise money for Cool Earth, an awesome charity working to stop deforestation in the world’s biggest rainforests. Our goal is £1000 (about $2000 Aussie dollars) — every bit helps protect the planet (and might just fund a spare tyre or two). 🌿

We start in Ayacucho on April 12th, 2026 and hopefully finish in Pilcopata on April 19th — if the altitude, wildlife, or dodgy roads don’t finish us first. You can even track our chaos live here: [insert live map link].

If we stop moving... send help. Or beer. Or both.

Donating through JustGiving is safe, quick, and goes straight to Cool Earth — no monkey business.

Thanks legends — your support means the world (and might just keep two slightly unhinged newlyweds alive in the Peruvian wilderness). 🐒💚