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BAN “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” – Rock Christmas with UNICEF!
Target: £50,000 for UNICEF by December 25, 2025
Tired of "Do They Know It’s Christmas?" haunting every radio and shop in December? We are too! Band Aid’s 1984 track raises money for famine relief, but its cheesy synths and cringey lyrics—like “clanging chimes of doom” and “no snow in Africa”—feel like festive torture. Let’s ban this earworm and raise £50,000 for UNICEF by Christmas 2025 to match its airplay revenue, keeping the charity love alive without the guilt trips. Donate now, share with #BanDoTheyKnow, and help us ditch Bono’s “thank God it’s them” vibe for good!
Swap the doom bells for a proper holiday banger: Terrorvision’s “Our Christmas Song”! This riff-heavy anthem captures real Christmas chaos—mince pies, spilled sherry, and family mayhem—without outdated stereotypes. We’re pushing to make it Number One by December 2025, so stream it, spread the word, and join our rock 'n' roll revolution. Your donation fuels UNICEF’s life-changing work and saves our ears from another season of synth-pity. Let’s crank it to 11 and make Christmas rock!
