🧙‍♂ TEAM NAME

The Order of the Leaky Wand

A heroic band of wizards on a perilous quest to save prostates, one continent at a time.

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🚤 PEDALO NAME

The Codpiece Crusader

A noble vessel. Not built for orcas, wind, or 200,000-tonne cargo ships — but here we are.

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🚗 TOWING VEHICLE NAME

The Urethra Express

Dragging a pedalo across a continent like it’s perfectly normal.

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🎯 TAGLINE

“From Continent to Continent to Prevent Incontinence – Wizards on a Ballsy Quest for Prostate Health!”

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The Quest in Brief (and Boxers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq62T7QJPbQ

Four wizards. One pedalo. Zero nautical sense.

We’re dragging a pedalo from the UK to Tarifa – then pedaloing across the Strait to Morocco – all to raise awareness and funds for prostate cancer. Along the way we’ll battle fierce winds, angry orcas, one of the world’s busiest shipping lanes, and chronic thigh cramp.

We’re dressed like wizards, because nothing says “take men’s health seriously” like capes and pointy hats in a tiny plastic boat.

All jokes aside, prostate cancer is the most common cancer in men. It’s under-discussed, under-diagnosed, and underfunded. We’re here to change that — with a ridiculous journey that grabs attention, raises cash, and hopefully saves a few asses (literally).

Prostate Cancer Research are dedicated to creating brand new prostate cancer treatments. Prostate cancer is now the most diagnosed cancer in the UK and 11,500 men die from the disease every year. People affected by prostate cancer need breakthrough treatments, and research is the only way to turn this hope into reality.

Their vision is clear; a world where people are free from the impact of prostate cancer. We are part of #TeamPCR because we share this vision. Will you help us support their research?

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👨‍🎤 ABOUT THE TEAM

The Order of the Leaky Wand is made up of four heroic idiots with a dream: to cross continents in a plastic pedalo dressed as wizards – and somehow make it meaningful. We are:

Tommy Dickens – The Helm Wizard

Captain of chaos on land and sea. Owner of the mighty Urethra Express, Tommy is part sailor, part chauffeur, and full-time navigator (despite never quite knowing where we are). Without him, the pedalo wouldn’t even reach the water.

Freddie Peters – The Grand Conjuror of Chaos

The architect of this lunacy. Freddie rallied the fellowship with wild promises, water sports bravado, and boundless optimism. He’s the wizard who cast the spell that got us all into this mess.

Tolga Tezel – The Trickster of Delight

The comic relief and Turkish Delight of the team. A wizard of wit, charm, and questionable provisions, Tolga ensures spirits stay afloat when the pedalo — and sanity — begin to sink.

George Prince – The Thigh-Crusher General

A battle mage powered by brute strength and zero fear. From colossal ski jumps to makeshift mechanics, George is the hands-on wizard who believes every problem can be muscled, mended, or pedalled through.

We’ve got heart, robes, and a deeply flawed plan. But we also have a cause worth fighting for: prostate cancer awareness. Help us turn pain into progress, and pedal into the history books (or at least into Morocco, ideally alive).