After watching my good friend and housemate James sit and eat raw pizza dough after coming home trollied beyond comprehension, before shouting PIZZZZAAAA and then falling asleep mid-sentence, I thought this would be an ideal opportunity to quit the sauce for a month.
Being the cracker that he is, he has also agreed to participate in said prohibition. My other housemate TwoCoats MorgDeep couldn't face the task despite having been rejected from 5 pubs in one night for being a drunken mess and losing two coats and house keys in one week. I feel he would probably benefit the most, but he has chosen otherwise.
As a final addition to Team Cracker, the one and only, Joseph Sullivan is also participating. For a Chelsea socialite of his calibre, this truly will be an arduous test of his willpower and a damning start to the year for the local economy as his lavish spending will be sorely missed on the Kings road.
Please donate as much as you see fit to ensure the streets of London are free of three more drunken idiots (for a month at least)
