Hi everyone,
If you're not comfortable to read in English, you can skip the following paragraph and read the one after it in Persian. It's Persian prose at its magical best, I can assure you.

Well.. That you're still reading this means you're either unable to read Persian, or dying to prove you're as comfortable in English as you're in your native language. It can also be that you're helplessly interested in reading anything I have to say, whatever the language; or that you have mounds of time but very little clue what to do with it; or you might simply be of the more nosy sorts who itch and ache if they think there's been a single word somewhere that they have missed. I can list many more possible scenarios to explain why you're reading this. And of course, you can always come up with rosier explanations yourself. I would naturally consider any such explanation of yours to be flawed, but am ready to put up with it. I can even endorse it, advocate it passionately, zealously even, so long as you pay before leaving this page. Just think, I'm running 42195 meters for some kids with problems; yet it would all come to nothing unless you put your name and card number in a silly form, which - you're right - shouldn't be there in the first place. Two minutes. Do it. Please.

و اما پیام فارسی.. این پیام ترجمه لغت به لغت نوشته بالا نیست، یعنی اساسا ترجمه نیست. فی الواقع هیچ ربطی به متن بالا نداره.. بالایی رو محض حفظ ظاهر برای این فرنگیا یه چیزی نوشتیم، ولی برای شمایی که اینجا رو می خونی که نباس همونقدر توضیح بدیم تصدقت.. باید بدیم؟ یه رفیقی، یه آشنایی، تو اصلا بگو یه مشنگی، برا یه امر خیری پول خواسته. داری که یه کمکی بکن. نداری هم یکی رو پیدا کن جات کمک کنه. دستت طلا