Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

With my beautiful partner, Sammie, I'm undertaking a FireWalk on 4th November 2012. This involves walking 20' over 800 degree coals. The destination is beer, as we can't drink beforehand.

PLEASE give me your fooking money ((c) R. Geldof 1980-something). Otherwise:

a. I'll raise less than Sam;

b. If I raise less than £100, they're using my feet to light the bonfire next day;

c. I may never speak to you again.

d. Etc

Love you all!