Don't let me become this large chap who dresses as women and sings on trains for whisky again.  Help me keep my self respect and sponsor me to run the London Marathon (again!)
This time I'm doing it for Babies, doing it for the small pink helpless things of which I am not fathering any more.

Go on, this time it's for the kids.  Actually it was for kids last time as well, but different kids.