Dear Friends/Colleagues/Family & Valued Suppliers,

 

Ok - When I have I ever before ever asked you for money? Exactly! So I'm keen for you to dig deep (yes I know there's a credit crunch, blah, blah, blah)  But I know that we're all a lot better off than the poor vulnerable homeless kids that I'm trying to raise money for.

Unlike some people who ask for sponsorship for their 3 week cycle ride along the Great Wall of China (i.e. We're paying for their Holiday - (not mentioning any names Rebecca!) I will be sleeping rough in the cold,wet streets with other homeless people.

So parents  - you can't take it with you -thanks for giving me a lovely roof over my head for years - much appreciated. Avoid inheritance tax and help the homeless!