Ever wanted to see eight stunners in stockings getting hot and sweaty for the price of a charitable donation??!!

Well, a bunch of girls you know are playing in a charity football tournament. So if you fancy seeing us running around after a ball for 30 mins or so, get yourself down to the Bushey Powerleague on August 23rd and support the bevy of beauties that make up Hardly Athletic FC!!

We’ve pushed our husbands, boyfriends and errr dates aside, stolen their shin pads and have been furiously practising dribbling, shooting and post-goal celebration skills with the help of the best coaching talent NW London has to offer, in order to raise money for the hugely worthy Ovarian Cancer Action!

So if you want to see our silky football skills reminiscent of Wayne Rooney or Lionel Messi, just without the sheer ugliness, please donate a few bob towards the squad's valiant attempt to lift the most important domestic trophy in the 'I'll practice if it doesn't clash with my pilates class' league:

Kate 'it's a game of two halves' Levy

Alexis 'let's play the offside trap girls' Burnetts

Emma 'back of the net' Levy 

Hannah 'Bobby Charlton but without the combover' Morris

Tanya 'harder than Vinnie Jones' forehead' Mentzis

Charlotte 'you're not singing anymore' Wayne

Mel 'I hardly touched her ref' Wayne

Claire 'the safest hands in soccer' Shooman

Please sponsor us however big or small, it’s really appreciated!!

P.S If we raise over £2,000, the squad might even consider swapping their jerseys after the final whistle!!!