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Further toward my goal of ever more bland mediocrity, I have decided to reward my hair for it's 23 years of faithful service, by cutting it all off. Those of you that would like to see this happen, or those wishing pay their respects at the time of it's passing, please donate generously.

The money goes to the Dorset and Somerset Air Ambulance service, because they once saved my fiancée’s life. Obviously, some of you don't live in Somerset/Dorset*, or will think the government should fund the service**. Don't lets be tight, however, and get some money to charity before retailers persuade us to swap it for plastic nonsense.

This illustrious event with take place at Some Haircutting Shop in Bridgwater on the 19th February. Assuming I can find one.

Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving – they’ll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they’ll send your money directly to the charity and make sure Gift Aid is reclaimed on every eligible donation by a UK taxpayer. So it’s the most efficient way to donate - I raise more, whilst saving time and cutting costs for the charity.

* - Only yourselves to blame.

** - They should. No comfort if you've totalled it on some tiny back-road in the West Country, though. Like the M5, for example.